Enhancement Advice for Men -

You love your spouse. You love everything about her: She’s smart, beautiful and is very attractive to you. The trouble is that lately you’ve been having trouble in the bedroom. She doesn’t know why. You don’t know why. And you’re afraid to talk with your physician. Your frustration is felt by many men your age, [...]

It’s 1945, and you’re 34 year-old burgeoning scam artist Lafayette “L.” Ron Hubbard. After four years of what official Navy record describes as “substandard service” in the U.S. Pacific fleet during World War 2, you return to the United States nevertheless brim with stories of remarkable valor and feats of near-miraculous survival. You rivet all [...]

You’re Jim Bob Duggar, father of nineteen and hater of life. While twenty years ago having one child per year sounded like a fantastic idea, you’re currently waging an inner-struggle regarding the state of society and your role in its gradual decline. The guilt of bringing nineteen children into an already over-populated world has weighed [...]

You’re Omar Abdel-Rahman, AKA The White Sheik. Currently imprisoned at Butner Federal Correctional Institution for your role in the 1993 World Trade Center, you’ve spent 18 years alone in your cell and your loneliness is indescribable. This feeling of isolation is only made stronger by the fact that you’re 100% blind. For nearly two decades, [...]

It’s May 6, 1963, and you‘re Alaskan science teacher Chuck Heath. After a long day of putting up with the hijinks of careless white children, you return home ready to loosen your tie and watch Looney Tunes. Sitting in your butt-grooved recliner, you stretch your legs,pour a glass of scotch and turn on the TV. [...]

There’s an interesting conundrum bouncing around in my head. Thought I’d let you in on it. To most people – Americans, especially – the name “John Wayne“ is synonymous with characters of magnificent stature, heroism and cultural significance. For over 60 years, boys and men alike have looked to Mr. Wayne as one of the [...]

Dick Cheney, sleeping with Bush’s wife (Bush Chron. Part 1) You’re ex-V.P. Richard “Dick” Cheney, and you’re walking slowly up to room 112 of the El Tristeza Motel in Oglesby, Texas. Your hand trembles as you pull the brass key from your pocket and insert it into the door. With a deep breath, you turn [...]

You’re Larry King, the oldest man on the planet. Though death looms, the life you’ve lived has certainly been a blessed one. Beginning your life as an impoverished Jewish boy from Brooklyn, you managed to work your way from nothing to both a millions-per-year television contract and a marriage tally of eight. Eight. That’s eight [...]

It’s 1999, and you’re Glenn Beck, a small-fry radio host in Salt Lake City, Utah. Today, you married your second wife, Tania. You couldn’t be happier, seeing as she’s an attractive, smart woman — and you’re Glenn Beck. The courting process – to which you strictly adhere – was a relatively simple one. A sucker [...]

It’s 2007, and you’re American politician John Edwards. Things haven‘t been going so well for you in politics, and the stress is weighing on you, day in and day out. Life as an ex-senator-ex-presidential candidate/ex-vice presidential candidate is far from glamorous. There are no invites to the White House, no party invitations from Oprah, no [...]